disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv



They say the war was terrible. That the rest of the world was destroyed. Our founders built the wall to keep us safe, and they divided us into five groups - factions - to keep the peace.



liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza





thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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